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Lorraine
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26 Jul, 2005 8:04 pm Your Passport [sdp=61078]  
An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his Carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

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26 Jul, 2005 8:37 pm Re: Your Passport [sdp=61084]  
Lorraine wrote:
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
LOL.

BTW, did Americans go to France for D-Day bombing?

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29 Jul, 2005 8:32 pm Re: Your Passport [sdp=61335]  
Antony wrote:
Lorraine wrote:
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
LOL.

BTW, did Americans go to France for D-Day bombing?


Omaha beach was the second beach from the west among the five landing areas of the Normandy Invasion of World War II. It was assaulted on June 6, 1944 (D-Day of the invasion), by units of the U.S. 29th and 1st infantry divisions, many of whose soldiers were drowned during the approach from ships offshore or were killed by defending fire from German troops placed on heights surrounding the beach.

source/Encyclopedia Britannica

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11 Aug, 2005 6:56 pm Re: Your Passport [sdp=62052]  
Lorraine wrote:
An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his Carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."


Bravo! Smile

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Ron Williams
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11 Aug, 2005 9:59 pm [sdp=62063]  
That is hilarious!

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11 Aug, 2005 11:36 pm [sdp=62073]  
hahahaha awsome!!

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