[adult]Chinese Sick Leave. I no come work today!

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Lorraine
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29 Jan, 2005 4:58 pm [adult]Chinese Sick Leave. I no come work today! [sdp=52065]  

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I

really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That

makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel

great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."

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05 Feb, 2005 12:49 am [sdp=52370]  

hahahahaha!!!!!! thats awsome!!

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05 Feb, 2005 1:29 am [sdp=52372]  

LMAO! Laughing That is hilarious.

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Ron Williams
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05 Feb, 2005 11:06 am Wow [sdp=52377]  

WOW....that was short but its so funny

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