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[Lorraine]

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and Quebec.
Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.
"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.
"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am sick of looking at them!"
A moment later, the lady from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am sick of looking at them!"
Inspired, the lady from Florida opened the car door and pushed the Quebecer out.

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[Lorraine]

Well, I am allowed to send this joke as I am a
Quebecker. So there!
Besides I don't go to Florida anymore.
-Lorraine

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