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[Lorraine]

ARE YOU A b#tch?
you spoiled the flipping joke.
A b#tch is another word for a female dog and dog people call their female dogs b#tch all the time.


Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions.

The first guy says "I'm a YU.P.P.I.E., you know...

Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"



The second guy says "I'm a D.IN.K., you know...

Double Income, No Kids."



The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B ., you know...

Rich, Urban, Biker."



They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"

She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know...







Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."







A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "
B.I.T.C.H ."









What exactly is a b#tch?!? they ask in unison.









"Babe In Total Control of Herself."








So ladies, next time somebody calls you a






"b#tch" SMILE .. and say "Thank You!!"



MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!

PASS THIS ONE ON TO

AS MANY AS WOMEN

YOU KNOW

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